Priorities: Latest Plans For Trump’s Arch

Some modifications in Trump’s memorial to himself.

 

Trump’s arch now has elevators—and a $100 million price tag

Sailing through a crucial design review, the president’s monumental arch in Washington, D.C., just got a lot more expensive.

In related news:

Social Security checks could decrease by almost 25% in 2032, if Congress doesn’t make changes.

Social Security’s insolvency date is projected for end of 2032

The Coming Social Security Crisis And The Fight To Save It

By 2034, Social Security’s trust funds will run dry unless Congress acts. Medicare’s hospital insurance fund faces the same fate by 2033. Without intervention, all beneficiaries will see benefit cuts.

Republican Priorities: Plenty of money for a useless, grotesque arch; not enough money for Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid or other benefits to ordinary people.

 

 

Hitler’s Arch Comes to America

 

A model of Trump’s proposed 250-foot-tall triumphal arch. (Evelyn Hockstein/Reuters)

Federal officials are laying more groundwork to begin construction on President Donald Trump’s planned 250-foot-tall triumphal arch, sharing additional documents that detail the project’s scope and an aggressive timetable for potentially completing work before Trump’s term ends.

According to National Park Service documents posted this month, the administration envisions 20 hours per day of construction on the arch, year-round, in hopes of completing the project within two to three years. Construction experts said that timeline — which would involve two 10-hour daily shifts — is aggressive for a nonemergency project.

In related news, Republicans voted to reduce Medicaid and Social Security benefits and to increase FICA taxes, because these programs are running short of money.

Hitler’s triumphal arch was a massive, unbuilt monument intended to dwarf Paris’s Arc de Triomphe and serve as a centerpiece of Nazi Berlin.

Historical Context

The arch was part of Adolf Hitler and Albert Speer’s grand plan to transform Berlin into Welthauptstadt Germania, Envisioned as the capital of a global German empire. Planning began in the late 1930s, with the goal of creating monumental architecture that symbolized Nazi power, racial ideology, and the permanence of Hitler’s regime. The arch was intended to honor German soldiers who died in World War I and to impress both Germans and foreign visitors with the scale of the T

Design and Scale

The triumphal arch was designed to be three times the size of the Arc de Triomphe in Paris, large enough that the Parisian monument could fit entirely within its opening. It would have been part of a grand boulevard stretching from the Brandenburg Gate through the Tiergarten to Charlottenburg, forming an east-west axis lined with monumental buildings and public spaces. The arch’s massive pillars required extensive engineering studies due to Berlin’s marshy, sandy soil.

Engineering Test: Schwerbelastungskörper

To test the feasibility of building such a colossal structure, the Schwerbelastungskörper, a 12,650-ton concrete cylinder, was constructed between 1941 and 1942 in Tempelhof, Berlin. This cylinder measured 14 meters high and 21 meters in diameter, with a foundation extending 18.2 meters into the ground. It contained instruments to measure ground subsidence, simulating the load of one pillar of the planned arch  Today, the Schwerbelastungskörper remains one of the few physical remnants of Hitler’s unrealized architectural ambitions.

He just needs more signs

MAGAs believe every lie I tell them. I could win this election. I just need is more signs. Here are a few:

THE WAR IS OVER

I LOVE THE INFLATION (I’m rich.)

ABC IS FAKE NEWS

CRIME IMMUNITY FOR MY FAMILY AND ME (mostly me) FOREVER

WE’LL HAVE A DEAL IN 3 DAYS 

PULTE IS A GREAT SELECTION (even though he has zero experience)

HEGSETH IS A GREAT SELECTION (even though he has zero experience)

TEHRAN WILL PAY THE PRICE 

CLOSE TO A DEAL IN 3 DAYS

WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING TO A DEAL

THE WAR ENDS IN  3 DAYS

THERE IS NO WAR; IT’S A CEASE-FIRE

THE WAR ENDS IN 3 DAYS

AMERICAN FORCES WILL TAKE KHARG ISLAND

WOMEN DON’T BELONG IN THE MILITARY

NBC IS FAKE NEWS

CUT SOCIAL SECURITY (the government is out of money)

MEDICARE IS UNAFFORDABLE (the government is out of money)

MEDICAID IS UNAFFORDABLE (but billions for I.C.E.)

CBS IS FAKE NEWS

I NEVER MET THE WOMAN (re. every woman who sues him)

NY TIMES IS FAKE NEWS

THE JUDGE LIED (re. every judge who rules against him)

COAL IS CLEAN ENERGY (cough, cough, cough)

I NEVER MADE MONEY ON THE PRESIDENCY (except for a few billions)

I KNOW MORE THAN GENERALS (the Iran war proves it)

CUTTING RESEARCH SAVES MONEY 

SLAVERY DIDN’T HAPPEN. IT’S JUST WOKE

HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE CURES COVID

THERE IS NO BIGOTRY IN AMERICA; IT’S JUST WOKE

GAYS ARE NOT MISTREATED. IT’S JUST WOKE

I’M THE GREATEST IN HISTORY

IT’S ALL BIDEN’S FAULT

VACCINATIONS ARE WORSE THAN THE DISEASE

DEPORT WORKERS BECAUSE THEY DON’T HELP AMERICA

MORE WHITE IMMIGRANTS, FEWER BLACKS, TO SAVE AMERICA

PUTIN SMART; ZELENSKY DUMB. I’M THE SMARTEST

NO HELP FOR UKRAINE. RUSSIA IS OUR ALLY

ELECTION RIOTERS ARE INNOCENT (including those who’ve been arrested since)

NAME IT “TRUMP” BECAUSE I’M THE GREATEST

TRUMP UNIVERSITY WAS A REAL (scam) SCHOOL

TRUMP FOUNDATION WAS A REAL (scam) FOUNDATION

HAITIANS EAT DOGS

GAS PRICES ARE DOWN

MY BALLROOM WILL BE FREE

GUT PUBLIC RADIO BECAUSE IT’S FAKE (but FOX News is true)

OBAMA IS NOT A CITIZEN

ANTI-BIRTHER BECAUSE . . .(they vote against me)

MY ARCH IS FOR AMERICA, NOT FOR ME (bigger than Hitler’s)

AND THERE IS NO WAR (which will be over in 3  days)

MY GOLD COIN IS A BARGAIN (at 4x the price  of gold.) 

GAS PRICES (Don’t you dare mention gas prices. I ride free.)

 

 

 

 

Coal, beautiful coal

I love coal. They pay me lots more than those dirty windmills and solar energy do. So, take a deep breath. Doesn’t money smell wonderful? And remember, if your kids get sick, it’s Obama’s fault. Or Biden’s. Or Pelosi’s