We have total control over the Strait of Hormuz

Trump Keeps Getting Mad When He Learns What His Policies Do
Trump: “We have total control over the Strait of Hormuz.”

We also have total control over the moon, the sun, the weather, the ocean, the spinning of the earth, the Reflecting Pool, the ballroom, the Kennedy Center, measles, my Iranian war, earthquakes, Putin, Mars, Venus, Jean Caroll, Melania, inflation, RFK Jr., teenage girls on Epstein Island, the Constitution, and my brain.

OK, maybe not my brain.

Fortunately, my MAGAs believe all of this stuff because, well . . . what can I tell you?  They believe what I tell them to believe.

Rodger Malcolm Mitchell

 

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