Trump: “We have total control over the Strait of Hormuz.”
We also have total control over the moon, the sun, the weather, the ocean, the spinning of the earth, the Reflecting Pool, the ballroom, the Kennedy Center, measles, my Iranian war, earthquakes, Putin, Mars, Venus, Jean Caroll, Melania, inflation, RFK Jr., teenage girls on Epstein Island, the Constitution, and my brain.
OK, maybe not my brain.
Fortunately, my MAGAs believe all of this stuff because, well . . . what can I tell you? They believe what I tell them to believe.
Rodger Malcolm Mitchell
#Monetary Sovereignty - Mitchell 
Trump says USS Abraham Lincoln’s deployment “not nearly long enough”
President Trump dismissed concerns Friday about the USS Abraham Lincoln, which has been deployed for almost nine months, most recently in the Middle East.
Asked by a reporter if the aircraft carrier’s deployment has lasted too long, Mr. Trump said it hasn’t.
“Not nearly long enough,” the president said at Joint Base Andrews before heading to New York.
Thus spake the guy who dodged the draft with fake heel spurs.
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