Here’s my plan to destroy America and democracy in just two years:
- Start a war I promised not to start.
- Fire my most experienced generals.
- Fire the women and gays in the military, no matter how effective as soldiers they are.
- Hire an incompetent, inexperienced Fox News announcer to run the military.
- Create a Gestapo and call it “ICE,” to terrorize people who are not white Christian Republicans.
- Lose the war because I have no experienced and competent people to run it. Blame Biden and Obama.
- Make sure the Republican Party has no voice other than mine.
- Hire bootlickers for the Supreme Court, and have them give me kingly powers
- Force the schools to say good things about me. Call any criticism of bigotry “woke.”
- Weaponize my Justice Department to attack everyone who disagrees with me.
- Penalize all the media who tell the truth about me.
- Then, when the voters realize what I have done and want to vote me out, make sure they can’t vote.
What do you think, Mr. Putin?
Pretty good, but you forgot a couple of things:
- Free the criminals who attacked Congress and tried to overthrow your government.
- Make enemies of America’s former Allies.
- Claim all your enemies are communists. Get cozy with Kim and me.
- Don’t defend any country I attack.
- Split up that damn NATO thing.
- Start inflation by instituting tariff taxes on your consumers.
- Give tax breaks to your rich pals. Raise taxes on everyone else.
- You and your family steal as much as your Supreme Court, and your Republican Party will justify.
- If it’s good, claim you did it. If it’s bad, blame anyone else.
- Never keep your word. Cheat and lie about everything. Admit nothing. Deny everything.
- Name everything — streets, monuments, symphony halls, buildings, etc. — after you.
- To prove you are a patriot, hug and kiss the American flag. Do the same with unwilling women.
Just keep saying to yourself, “What would Adolf and Vlad do, and you’ll be OK.
Rodger Malcolm Mitchell
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