
TRUMP: “I won, just as I said I would. It’s all but over. Any day now.
“I ruined the economy by causing an inflation, and there is much worse to come. The average person can’t afford anything. The price of diesel is astronomical. The price of gas is through the roof. Imports are costly; exports have declined. The farmers are suffering. The ranchers are suffering. Small business is in the toilet. Food prices are way up. The rich are richer, but the rest are destitute.
“The election system is being rigged as I speak. Even the postal service doesn’t know whether or not to deliver mail.
“Immigrant children are being separated from their parents. Suckers — I mean ‘soldiers’ — are dying. The best universities are being punished for speaking out. Children are going unvaccinated and are sickening from measles and other diseases.
“So many top soldiers have been fired and so much ammo has been wasted, the military is in deep trouble.
“Medical research is coming to a halt. The legal system has been wrecked and no longer is focused on crime, but rather on political vengeance.
“There’s a clamp down on speech; no one even can write the numbers: ’86 47′ or the full weight of the government will come down on them.
“A domestic version of the ‘Gestapo’ is running wild and arresting — even killing–citizens without a cause or even a warrant; and they go unpunished.
“Any mention of slavery, inequality, bigotry, hatred, religion, democracy or civil rights is called ‘woke’ and prosecuted. A lot of books are being burned, and a lot of people are being jailed and even killed without trial.
“The government is wasting money on fancy rooms, pools, and arches, as homage to the leader, but benefits to average people are being cut for lack of money.
“In short, the entire country is a mess, and I DID IT! I told you I would. I keep my promises.”
INTERVIEWER: “Mr. President, we all thought you meant you would do that to Iran, not to the U.S.
Rodger Malcolm Mitchell