A man descending into total madness, though he didn’t have far to fall. (AI generated photo)
I am not crazy. I passed the test. Nobody else could pass that 3-word test. It’s Vandals. Vandals, I tell you. We’re winning the war. It’s all over now. I know more than the generals. I never met the women. She’s lying. Everyone is lying. I hardly knew Epstein. Don’t release the files. Release the files, but not the ones that mention me. January 6 was peaceful. Those people didn’t do anything wrong. The judge was a liar. The judge who ruled against me is a criminal. The underage girl is lying. Hamas agreed to all terms. Trust me. I never lie. Don’t get vaccinated. Do get vaccinated. I got vaccinated, but you shouldn’t. Mine was the biggest crowd in history. We’ll help Ukraine. We won’t help Ukraine. Ukraine started the war. They don’t have the cards. Inside information for sale, only $100,000 per month. I love Kim. Putin. Democrats are communists. Haitians are eating the cats. I know more about grass than anyone. I could shoot someone on Fifth Ave. Mail-in ballots are crooked. I’ve done more for you than your own parents. I vote with mail-in ballots. No one knows more about taxes and income than I do,” he has declared. I’m the smartest president in history. I made $2 billion from the Presidency. Healthiest president in history. I know more about tariffs than anyone. I know more about taxes than anyone. I know more about the military than anyone. I deserve millions of dollars because of January 6. I could grab ’em by their pussy. I just go up and kiss ’em. It’s not my fault. I’ll never start a war. This isn’t a war. We only will deport the worst of the worst. The Americans that I.C.E. killed were terrorists. I.C.E. were in fear for their lives.