I made $2 billion as President in just over a year, more than I ever made in my life. Actually, more money than any President in history. Here is how I did it:
Cryptocurrency ventures (especially World Liberty Financial and related token sales/royalties): Over $1.1–1.4 billion
Licensing agreements (including “Celebration Coins”): about $635 million.
And other minor stuff I knew about in advance.
You could do it, too. Just follow these three easy steps:
Own Congress
Own the Supreme Court
Tell the Congress and SCOTUS lackeys to rule that you can do anything you want while you’re President, and no one can touch you.(1)
So there it is, folks. Three easy steps that any President will be able to do in the future.
But, I’m not done yet. Vote Republican this fall, and my Congressional and SCOTUS zombies will make sure I earn another $10 billion– maybe $100 billion before I hit the “theoretical” term limit. (I have some ways to get around that, too.)
And in case you’re wondering whether this costs you anything, I’ve taken care of that. I’ll save you money when I:
Cut your Medicare benefits
Cut your Medicaid benefits
Cut your Social Security benefits
Cut your food stamps
Cut your school lunch benefits
Cut anything else that doesn’t benefit my rich pals and sons
Increase your FICA taxes
Deport non-white, non-Christian immigrants (2)
(1) Isn’t this exactly why we fought the Revolutionary War — to rid ourselves of a king?
(2) Actually, this one costs the government money because immigrants pay taxes and don’t get benefits. But MAGAs don’t know that. (Shhh . . . Keep it quiet.)
Donald Trump and the MAGA bigots don’t like immigrants, but they especially don’t like immigrants who are not rich, white Christians.
In the bigot’s own words, “Why can’t we allow people to come in from nice countries. . . . Nice countries, you know, like Denmark, Switzerland? . . . How about Norway?”
On October 31, 2025, President Donald Trump had announced that in 2026, the United States will allow only 7,500 refugees to enter the country, marking the most drastic limitation on refugees since the United States adopted a formal refugee policy following World War II.
The spots mostly are going to members of the Afrikaner white minority from South Africa.
In January, of this year, the State Department announced that it would “pause immigrant visa processing from 75 countries whose migrants take welfare from the American people at unacceptable rates.”
(Note that these people pay FICA taxes, but do not receive the Medicare or Social Security benefits)
The countries affected include Bangladesh, Brazil, Colombia, Egypt, Ethiopia, Pakistan, and Nigeria. Among other measures taken to slash legal immigration in 2025, the Trump administration imposed travel restrictions or entry bans on people from 39 countries.
Plot all of these countries on a map—newly targeted and old—and you will see that most of Africa, large swaths of Asia, and much of the Muslim world are now unwelcome.
Instead of people coming to benefit America, Trump put them into concentration camps at great out-of-pocket cost, in addition to America’s loss of brains and talent.
The price tag to expand the detention system in dollars is $45 billion, pushed through last summer as part of Trump’s “One Big Beautiful Bill Act.”
The money, to be spent over four years, is meant to increase the number of detention beds administered by Immigration and Customs Enforcement, or ICE. At last count, in February, ICE was holding 68,000 people, up from 40,000 at the start of Trump’s second term.
The administration has a goal of reaching a total capacity of 100,000 beds, and it’s launched a controversial effort to convert warehouses into holding facilities and aggressively expand detention capacity.
What MAGAs don’t know and may not care about is that immigrants have been an important factor in America’s success. To give you just a slight inkling of what we lose when we restrict immigration, here is just a tiny sampling of contributions made by immigrants who are not white Christians.
Visualize what America and the world would be without these people:
Science, Mathematics, Medicine & Engineering
Name
Birthplace / Background
Contribution
Albert Einstein
Germany; Jewish
Relativity, quantum theory, photoelectric effect; transformed modern physics. Remained in America after 1933 and became a U.S. citizen in 1940.
Leo Szilard
Hungary; Jewish
Conceived the nuclear chain reaction; helped initiate U.S. atomic research; later advocated arms control and contributed to molecular biology.
John von Neumann
Hungary; Jewish family
Foundational work in mathematics, quantum mechanics, computing, game theory, nuclear science, and weather prediction.
Eugene Wigner
Hungary; Jewish family
Nobel physicist; nuclear theory and reactor design; key wartime scientific work in America.
Edward Teller
Hungary; Jewish
Nuclear physics, national laboratories, and U.S. defense science.
Stanislaw Ulam
Poland; Jewish
Mathematics, nuclear research, the Monte Carlo method, and early digital computation.
Theodore von Kármán
Hungary; Jewish family
Aerodynamics, rocketry, jet propulsion, and cofounding of what became NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory.
Isidor Isaac Rabi
Austria-Hungary; Jewish
Nobel-winning magnetic-resonance research; groundwork for atomic clocks and MRI.
Emilio Segrè
Italy; Jewish
Nobel physicist; discovered technetium and antiproton; contributed to nuclear physics.
Bruno Rossi
Italy; Jewish
Pioneer of cosmic-ray and X-ray astronomy; helped create modern space science.
Felix Bloch
Switzerland; Jewish
Nobel-winning nuclear magnetic resonance, essential to MRI.
Walter Kohn
Austria; Jewish
Nobel-winning density-functional theory, central to chemistry and materials science.
Arno Penzias
Germany; Jewish refugee
Codiscovered cosmic microwave background radiation, major evidence for the Big Bang.
Polykarp Kusch
Germany; Jewish ancestry
Nobel-winning measurement of the electron’s magnetic moment.
Otto Stern
Germany; Jewish
Nobel-winning molecular-beam research and the Stern–Gerlach experiment.
Dennis Gabor
Hungary; Jewish family
Invented holography; Nobel Prize in Physics.
Roald Hoffmann
Poland; Jewish Holocaust survivor
Nobel-winning explanations of chemical reactions; major teacher and writer on chemistry.
Selman Waksman
Russian Empire (now Ukraine); Jewish
Discovered streptomycin and helped establish systematic antibiotic research.
Nobel-winning discovery of nerve growth factor; spent decades conducting research in the United States.
Baruj Benacerraf
Venezuela; Sephardic Jewish family
Nobel-winning discoveries concerning genetic regulation of immune responses.
César Milstein
Argentina; Jewish
Nobel-winning development of monoclonal antibodies; worked for periods in the United States, though chiefly associated with Britain.
Chaim Weizmann
Russian Empire; Jewish
Chemist whose fermentation process aided Allied acetone production; worked and lectured extensively with American institutions.
Subrahmanyan Chandrasekhar
India; Hindu family
Nobel astrophysicist; explained stellar evolution and the Chandrasekhar limit.
Har Gobind Khorana
British India; Hindu family
Nobel-winning deciphering of the genetic code; synthesized artificial genes.
Venkatraman Ramakrishnan
India; Hindu background
Nobel-winning work on ribosome structure; conducted important research in the United States before moving to Britain.
Narinder Singh Kapany
India; Sikh
Pioneer of fiber optics, making modern telecommunications and medical endoscopy possible.
Kalpana Chawla
India; Hindu
Aerospace engineer and NASA astronaut; first woman of Indian origin in space.
Fazlur Rahman Khan
British India (now Bangladesh); Muslim
Revolutionized skyscraper engineering; designed the structural systems of the Sears Tower and John Hancock Center.
Ahmed Zewail
Egypt; Muslim background
Nobel-winning femtochemistry; showed chemical reactions on femtosecond timescales.
Aziz Sancar
Turkey; Muslim background
Nobel-winning discoveries about DNA repair.
Elias Zerhouni
Algeria; Muslim background
Medical-imaging researcher; Director of the National Institutes of Health.
Ayub Ommaya
British India (now Pakistan); Muslim
Neurosurgeon; invented the Ommaya reservoir for delivering medication to the brain and spinal fluid.
Nergis Mavalvala
Pakistan; Parsi/Zoroastrian
Astrophysicist central to gravitational-wave detection at LIGO; MIT dean.
Tsung-Dao Lee
China; Chinese non-Christian cultural background
Nobel-winning discovery that parity is not conserved in weak interactions; long career at Columbia University.
Chen-Ning Yang
China; Chinese non-Christian cultural background
Nobel physicist; parity violation and Yang–Mills theory.
Chien-Shiung Wu
China; Chinese non-Christian cultural background
Experimental physicist whose Wu experiment established parity violation; major Manhattan Project contributor.
Yuan T. Lee
Taiwan; Chinese traditional background
Nobel-winning chemical dynamics research; major career at Berkeley.
Flossie Wong-Staal
China; Chinese cultural background
First scientist to clone HIV and establish the role of HIV in AIDS.
Min Chueh Chang
China; Chinese cultural background
Reproductive biologist whose research helped produce the oral contraceptive pill and modern in-vitro fertilization.
An Wang
China; Chinese cultural background
Computer engineer; invented magnetic-core memory devices and founded Wang Laboratories.
Qian Xuesen
China; Chinese cultural background
Helped establish American jet propulsion and rocket science before being deported to China; important example of American gain followed by American loss.
Shing-Tung Yau
China; Buddhist family background
Fields Medalist; transformed differential geometry and mathematical physics during a long U.S. academic career.
Terence Tao
Australia; Chinese family background
Immigrated to the United States; Fields Medalist whose work spans analysis, number theory, and combinatorics.
Katalin Karikó
Hungary; reportedly secular upbringing
Immigrated to the United States and pioneered messenger-RNA technology underlying effective COVID-19 vaccines.
Technology, Business & Industry
Name
Birthplace / Background
Contribution
Sergey Brin
Soviet Union; Jewish
Cofounded Google; transformed access to information and internet advertising.
Andrew Grove
Hungary; Jewish Holocaust survivor
Helped build Intel and the modern semiconductor industry.
Failure after failure. A loser descending into madness, though he didn’t have far to fall. (AI generated photo)
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Experts have already looked at the pool and determined the cause was a rush job and bad workmanship from a no-bid pal of Trump’s.
All Trump’s video footage shows is a handful of people standing near the pool. At one point, for a few seconds, someone dips a hand into the water. No knife. No damage to be seen. This is Trump’s insane “vandalism.”
The damn fool has crossed the line into full-on insanity. He truly needs a guardian. He should not be allowed to brush his teeth without adult supervision.
Actually, at this stage, America needs a guardian to protect us from Crazy Don.
ATTENTION TO THE SUPREME COURT; THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU USE THAT PHONY “UNITARY EXECUTIVE” EXCUSE TO MAKE SOMEONE A KING. YOU GET A MAD KING.
Iran, Epstein, and his repeated economic failures have driven him stark raving nuts.
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