Here’s why I hate Democrats

Here’s why I hate Democrats

These bros are my best buds.

They’re all a bunch of communists

 

We have total control over the Strait of Hormuz

Trump Keeps Getting Mad When He Learns What His Policies Do
Trump: “We have total control over the Strait of Hormuz.”

We also have total control over the moon, the sun, the weather, the ocean, the spinning of the earth, the Reflecting Pool, the ballroom, the Kennedy Center, measles, my Iranian war, earthquakes, Putin, Mars, Venus, Jean Caroll, Melania, inflation, RFK Jr., teenage girls on Epstein Island, the Constitution, and my brain.

OK, maybe not my brain.

Fortunately, my MAGAs believe all of this stuff because, well . . . what can I tell you?  They believe what I tell them to believe.

Rodger Malcolm Mitchell

 

EPSTEIN ISLAND ISSUES FAKE GOLD COMMEMORATIVE COIN

Suggestion for the rumored (fake) gold Epstein Island commemorative coin.

A sitting US president is set to appear on an American coin for the first time in 100 years. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said Wednesday that the US Mint will begin producing a $1 gold coin featuring President Donald Trump. The coin will mark 250 years since American independence.

The Treasury and US Mint have not yet said when the coin will go on sale. They have also not announced its price or how many coins will be produced.

Rumor has it that Epstein Island also might produce a (fake) gold coin to commemorate Donald Trump’s support for the Island’s economy (See sample illustration, above.)

Rodger Malcolm  Mitchell

 

Trump finds a clever way to get himself out of the Iran war he started

Trump is desperate to get out of the stupid war he started.

Trump seeks an exit from his Iran war as Mideast violence spreads

Story by The Associated Press

Iran is rejecting comments by President Donald Trump that since Iran is seeking compensation as part of any peace talks, he’ll demand the same.

He was thinking of sending manly Pete Hegseth over there to punch those mullahs in the nose. That might terrify them. But if that doesn’t work, Trump has something even better

It was part of a larger pivot by Trump, who’s arguing that Iran is on the cusp of financially collapsing, even though the decades of financial sanctions it faces aren’t an immediate conflict-ender.

Trump has a solution.Cowboy Trump is wearing SPURS ON HIS BOOTS. He is riding a merry-go-round horse

I’ll just tell the mullahs I have HEEL SPURS. That little lie got me out last time.

Rodger Malcolm Mitchell