A  reliable alternative-facts source has just given us the GOP checklist of Presidential requirements.

Please do not release this rather obvious information, or you will be Twitter-flamed.

Updated 4/7/18:

✓ Liar
✓ Mean-spirited
✓ Misogynist
✓ Unfaithful
✓ Coward
✓ Stupid
✓ Breaks promises
✓ Denies obvious factsImage result for list
✓ Immoral
✓ Dishonest
✓ Hate monger
✓ Nativist
✓ Scammer
✓ Petty
✓ Fake religionist
✓ Conspiracy theorist
✓ Bully
✓ Criminal
✓ Learning disability
✓ Collaborator with the enemy
✓ Buck passer
✓ Lazy
✓ Unstable
✓ Anti-science
✓ Anti-black
✓ Anti-brown
✓ Anti-Muslim
✓ Anti-gay
✓ Anti-truth
✓ Inexperienced
✓ Hypocrite
✓ Braggart
✓ Incompetent
✓ Unreliable
✓ Nepotist
✓ Disloyal
✓ Traitor
✓ Greedy
✓ Con artist
✓ Weakling
✓ Obese
✓ Conflicts of interest
✓ Uncharitable
✓ Immature
✓ Bigot
✓ Takes from the poor; gives to the rich
✓ Anti-environment
✓ Anti-civil rights
✓ Climate change denier
✓ Admitted “pussy grabber”
✓ Maligner
✓ Draft dodger
✓ Unqualified
✓ Crude
✓ Tiny hands
✓ Orange

If you know anyone who meets all of these strict requirements, please contact Ronna McDaniel. An opening is hoped for, soon.