A  reliable alternative facts source has just given us the GOP checklist of Presidential requirements.

Please do not release this rather obvious information, or you will be Twitter-flamed.

✓ Liar
✓ Mean-spirited
✓ Misogynist
✓ Unfaithful
✓ Stupid
✓ Breaks promises
✓ Denies obvious factImage result for list
✓ Immoral
✓ Dishonest
✓ Hate monger
✓ Nativist
✓ Scammer
✓ Conspiracy theorist
✓ Bully
✓ Criminal collaborator with Russia
✓ Buck passer
✓ Lazy
✓ Anti-science
✓ Inexperienced
✓ Hypocrite
✓ Braggart
✓ Incompetent
✓ Unreliable
✓ Nepotist
✓ Disloyal
✓ Traitorous
✓ Greedy
✓ Conflicts of interest
✓ Uncharitable
✓ Immature — acts like a 10-year-old
✓ Bigot
✓ Takes from the poor; gives to the rich
✓ Anti-environment preservation
✓ Anti-civil rights
✓ Climate change denier
✓ Self-avowed pussy grabber
✓ Maligner
✓ Draft dodger
✓ Unqualified
✓ Crude
✓ Tiny hands
✓ Orange

If you know anyone who meets all of these strict requirements, please contact Ronna McDaniel. An opening is hoped for, soon.