The secret GOP checklist of Presidential requirements. Know anyone?

A  reliable, alternative-facts source has just given us the GOP checklist of Presidential requirements.

Please do not release this rather obvious information, or you will be Twitter-flamed.

Admires dictators
✓ Admitted “pussy grabber”
Adulterer
Anti-civil rights
Anti-black
Anti-brown
Anti-environment
Anti-Muslim
Anti-gay
Anti-truth
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Argumentative
Arrogant
Aspires to be a dictator
Autocrat
Bigot
Boor
Braggart
Breaks promises
Buck passer
Bully
Cheater
Childish name-caller and insulter
Climate-change denier
Collaborates with the enemy
Con artist
Conflicts of interest
Conspiracy theorist
Conspires with the enemy
Corrupt
Coward
Crazed
Criminal
Crooked
Crude
Cruel
Crybaby
Delusional
Demagogue
Denies obvious facts
Deranged
Despot
Dirty
Dishonest
Disgusting
Disingenuous
Disloyal
Disorganized
Dotard
Draft dodger
Extortionist
Failing
Fake religionist
Greedy
Hatemonger
Hypocrite
Immature
Immoral
Inept
Incompetent
Indecisive
Inexperienced
Lazy
Leaker
Learning disability
Liar
Loathsome
Maligner
Mean-spirited
Misogynist
Narcissistic
Nativist
Nepotist
Obese
Obstructs justice
Petty
Phony
Psychopath
Racist
Scammer
Self-absorbed
Self-centered
Self-congratulatory
Sleazy
Stupid
Swindler
Takes from the poor; gives to the rich
Tax cheat
Traitor
Uncharitable
Unfaithful
Unqualified
Unreliable
Unstable
Weakling
Whoremonger
Whores’ john
✓ Tiny hands
✓ Orange

If you know anyone who meets all of these strict requirements, please contact the GOP’s Ronna McDaniel. An opening is hoped for, soon.

One thought on “The secret GOP checklist of Presidential requirements. Know anyone?

  1. Trump shifts blame to the right

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    The new dictator

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    Trump condemns Syrian attack but shifts blame to Obama

    Of course. As with all crooks, nothing ever is his fault.
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    Mar-a-Lago Ad Belongs in Impeachment File

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    Trump again displays his ignorance of the Constitution. Then threatens judges with “See you in Supreme Court.” That might have scared his employees and suppliers, when he screwed them, but it won’t mean anything to a life-tenure judge. Is Trump totally brainless?

    Trump lashes out after judge bats down another immigration order

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    Breitbart’s Disgrace

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