A  reliable, alternative-facts source has just given us the GOP checklist of Presidential requirements.

Please do not release this rather obvious information, or you will be Twitter-flamed.

Admires dictators
✓ Admitted “pussy grabber”
Adulterer
Anti-civil rights
Anti-black
Anti-brown
Anti-environment
Anti-Muslim
Anti-gay
Anti-truth
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Arrogant
Bigot
Braggart
Breaks promises
Buck passer
Bully
Cheater
Climate-change denier
Collaborates with the enemy
Con artist
Conflicts of interest
Conspiracy theorist
Conspires with the enemy
Corrupt
Coward
Crazed
Criminal
Crooked
Crude
Cruel
Delusional
Demagogue
Denies obvious facts
Deranged
Dirty
Dishonest
Disgusting
Disingenuous
Disloyal
Disorganized
Draft dodger
Extortionist
Failing
Fake religionist
Greedy
Hatemonger
Hypocrite
Immature
Immoral
Incompetent
Indecisive
Inexperienced
Lazy
Leaker
Learning disability
Liar
Loathsome
Maligner
Mean-spirited
Misogynist
Narcissistic
Nativist
Nepotist
Obese
Obstructs justice
Petty
Phony
Psychopath
Racist
Scammer
Self-absorbed
Self-centered
Self-congratulatory
Sleazy
Stupid
Takes from the poor; gives to the rich
Traitor
Uncharitable
Unfaithful
Unqualified
Unreliable
Unstable
Weakling
Whoremonger
Whores’ john
✓ Tiny hands
✓ Orange

If you know anyone who meets all of these strict requirements, please contact the GOP’s Ronna McDaniel. An opening is hoped for, soon.