Thank you, Republicans, for my freedom.

Thank you Donald Trump for your incompetence and lies that gave me my freedom.

Thank you Republican Governors for persuading me not to wear a mask or not to get vaccinated, so that I could be free.

Thank you Laura Ingraham, Tucker Carlson, and the rest of you Fox News liars, and Breitbart, and all you right-wing conspiracy websites, for spreading the false news that encouraged me to be free.

Thank you for helping all of us to win Darwin Awards. We couldn’t have done it without you.

WINNERS OF THE DARWIN AWARD. US COVID cases: 45 million. US COVID deaths: 720 thousand. US Cases per million: 133 (4th highest in the world).