In the World of President Bullfrog

History may remember President Bullfrog for his morals, modesty, mentality, mendacity, and money. Here are some of his most noteworthy dicta.

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“Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich.”

“I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married.”

“If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I would be dating her.”

“You know, it doesn’t really matter what they write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”

“When you’re a star, you can grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.”

“I have tremendous respect for women.”

“President Xi Jinping and I had a great chemistry — not good but great.”

Kim Jong Un and I “were going back and forth, and then we fell in love, OK. No, really. He wrote me beautiful letters, and they’re great letters. And then we fell in love.”

“Every time Putin sees me, he says, ‘I didn’t do that,’ ” And I believe, I really believe, that when he tells me that, he means it.”

“You are a good man (Duterte). What a great job you are doing, and I just wanted to call and tell you that.”

“Kim Jong Un is a pretty smart cookie.”

“I dealt with Qaddafi. I don’t want to use the word ‘screwed’, but I screwed him. That’s what we should be doing.”

“An extremely credible source has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud.”

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive. It’s a hoax.

“Good people don’t go into government.”

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“I will build a great wall — and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me –and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”

“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime. They’re rapists.”

“I’ve been treated very unfairly by this judge. Now, this judge is of Mexican heritage.” 

“I will absolutely apologize, sometime in the hopefully distant future, if I’m ever wrong.”

“I think there is blame on both sides.” (KKK / white supremacists vs. protesters)

“My I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.”

“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”

“He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.”

“. . . my ‘heel spurs’ . . .”

“I really believe I’d run in there (to fight a mass shooter) even if I didn’t have a weapon.”

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“I love the poorly educated.”

“I never mocked a disabled reporter.”

“I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.”

“When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let’s say China, in a trade deal? I beat China all the time. All the time.”

“Trade wars are good and easy to win.”

“I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.”

“If I decide to run for office, I’ll produce my tax returns, absolutely.”

“Between 3 million and 5 million illegal votes caused me to lose the popular vote.”

“My (inauguration) audience was the biggest ever.”

“Any negative polls are fake news.”

“I was down there, and I watched our police and our firemen, down on 7-Eleven, down at the World Trade Center, right after it came down.”

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“Why can’t we use nuclear weapons?”

(The New York Times) “don’t write good. They don’t know how to write good.”

“It’s the biggest tax cut in U.S. history.”

“Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 [Hillary Clinton] emails that are missing. I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.”

“I know more about ISIS than the generals do. Believe me.”

“Most politicians would have gone to a meeting like the one Don jr attended in order to get info on an opponent. That’s politics.”

“We’re the highest taxed nation in the world.”

“You are changing history, you are changing culture” (by taking down statues of past fighters for slavery).

“The Russia story is a total fabrication.”

“I think Islam hates us.”

China stopped manipulating its currency “from the time I took office” (“during the election”) (“as soon as I got elected”) (“since I started running”) (“since I’ve been talking about currency manipulation”)

“I have spoken to others in intelligence. And they are big believers in waterboarding. … because they say torture does work. It does work.”

“Lyin’ Ted Cruz denied that he had anything to do with the G.Q. model photo post of Melania. That’s why we call him Lyin’ Ted!”

“The Trump winery is the largest winery on the East Coast.” [not even close]

“We (Trump University) have an ‘A’ from the Better Business Bureau.”

“81 percent of murdered white people are killed by black people.”  [not even close]

“I don’t know anything about David Duke.”

“I got to know (Putin) very well because we were both on 60 Minutes … We were stablemates, and we did very well that night.” [The two men were interviewed separately, in different countries thousands of miles apart.]

“Despite the constant negative press covfefe.”


Feel free to add to the list.

Rodger Malcolm Mitchell
Monetary Sovereignty
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5 thoughts on “In the World of President Bullfrog

  1. You’ve voted in a Lulu there. Opinionated, lazy and spineless, yet still better than the alternative. Sad for America. Maybe it serves it right, you know with Washington’s neocons pulling the strings?


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