Far too frequently, we need to be reminded of how extraordinary a person can be, and still be elected President of the United States.
The first edition of “In the World of President Bullfrog” can be found here.
Much of this second edition was cribbed from: “Tattler, Clare Bennett, October 2017
‘Who wouldn’t take Kate’s picture and make lots of money if she does the nude sunbathing thing. Come on, Kate!’
‘I think I am actually humble. I think I’m much more humble than you would understand.”
‘I’m intelligent. Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent.”
‘Being nice to Rocket Man hasn’t worked in 25 years, why would it work now? Clinton failed, Bush failed, and Obama failed. I won’t fail.’
‘My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars.’
‘While Bette Midler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.’
(To China) ‘Listen, you m—–f——, we’re going to tax you 25 percent!’
‘I think Viagra is wonderful if you need it, if you have medical issues, if you’ve had surgery. I’ve just never needed it. Frankly, I wouldn’t mind if there were an anti-Viagra, something with the opposite effect. I’m not bragging. I’m just lucky. I don’t need it. I’ve always said, “If you need Viagra, you’re probably with the wrong girl.”‘
(On Puerto Rico) ‘This is an island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water.’
‘People love me. And you know what? I’ve been very successful. Everybody loves me.’
‘A person who is very flat-chested is very hard to be a 10.’
‘It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!’
‘By the way, I have great respect for China. I have many Chinese friends. They live in my buildings all over the place.’
‘I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK? It’s, like, incredible.’
‘And did you notice that baby was crying through half of the speech and I didn’t get angry? Not once. Did you notice that? That baby was driving me crazy. I didn’t get angry once because I didn’t want to insult the parents for not taking the kid out of the room!’
“Something very important, and indeed society-changing, may come out of the Ebola epidemic that will be a very good thing: No shaking hands!'”
And then there was this astonishing series: t
- May 13, 2019, 4:34 PM – Under my Administration, we are restoring @NASA to greatness and we are going back to the Moon, then Mars. I am updating my budget to include an additional $1.6 billion so that we can return to Space in a BIG WAY!
- Fox Business,- June 7, 2019, 12:26 p.m. Neil Cavuto: “NASA is refocusing on the moon, the next sort of quest, if you will, but didn’t we do this moon thing quite a few decades ago?”
- June 7, 2019, 1:38 p.m. Bullfrog: “For all of the money we are spending, NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon – We did that 50 years ago. They should be focused on the much bigger things we are doing, including Mars (of which the Moon is a part), Defense and Science!”
We all should thank FOX News for determining America’s priorities.
The ongoing moral: You get what you vote for. Stupid people are elected by stupid people, who remain too stupid to realize how stupid their vote really was.
Rodger Malcolm Mitchell
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