This is how I win wars: Fire our top generals

We killed their top people, so I fired ours. Then I hired the dumbest guy I could find because he’s too stupid to overthrow me. He was even too stupid to plan on Iran closing the Strait of Hormuz. Soon, I’ll fire his butt and blame him for the Iran fiasco. At least, this took Epstein out of the news. Now, who can I blame for the inflation and healthcare? Hey, how about building a giant arch? That should make MAGAs forget that they can’t pay their mortgage and that the farmers have no one to pick crops. Maybe I’ll blame woke.

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