The secret GOP checklist of Presidential requirements. Know anyone?

A  reliable, alternative-facts source has just given us the GOP checklist of Presidential requirements.

Please do not release this rather obvious information, or you will be Twitter-flamed.

✓ Admires dictators
✓ Admitted “pussy grabber”
✓ Adulterer
✓ Anti-civil rights
✓ Anti-black
✓ Anti-brown
✓ Anti-environment
✓ Anti-Muslim
✓ Anti-gay
✓ Anti-truth
✓ Anti-science
✓ Argumentative
✓ Arrogant
✓ Aspires to be a dictator
✓ Autocrat
✓ Bigot
✓ Boor
✓ Braggart
✓ Breaks promises
✓ Buck passer
✓ Bully
✓ Cheater
✓ Childish name-caller and insulter
✓ Climate-change denier
✓ Collaborates with the enemy
✓ Con artist
✓ Conflicts of interest
✓ Conspiracy theorist
✓ Conspires with the enemy
✓ Corrupt
✓ Coward
✓ Crazed
✓ Criminal
✓ Crooked
✓ Crude
✓ Cruel
✓ Crybaby
✓ Delusional
✓ Demagogue
✓ Denies obvious facts
✓ Deranged
✓ Despot
✓ Dirty
✓ Dishonest
✓ Disgusting
✓ Disingenuous
✓ Disloyal
✓ Disorganized
✓ Dotard
✓ Draft dodger
✓ Extortionist
✓ Failing
✓ Fake religionist
✓ Greedy
✓ Hatemonger
✓ Hypocrite
✓ Immature
✓ Immoral
✓ Inept
✓ Incompetent
✓ Indecisive
✓ Inexperienced
✓ Lazy
✓ Leaker
✓ Learning disability
✓ Liar
✓ Loathsome
✓ Maligner
✓ Mean-spirited
✓ Misogynist
✓ Narcissistic
✓ Nativist
✓ Nepotist
✓ Obese
✓ Obstructs justice
✓ Petty
✓ Phony
✓ Psychopath
✓ Racist
✓ Scammer
✓ Self-absorbed
✓ Self-centered
✓ Self-congratulatory
✓ Sleazy
✓ Stupid
✓ Swindler
✓ Takes from the poor; gives to the rich
✓ Tax cheat
✓ Traitor
✓ Uncharitable
✓ Unfaithful
✓ Unqualified
✓ Unreliable
✓ Unstable
✓ Weakling
✓ Whoremonger
✓ Whores’ john
✓ Tiny hands
✓ Orange

If you know anyone who meets all of these strict requirements, please contact the GOP’s Ronna McDaniel. An opening is hoped for, soon.