I am not crazy. I passed the test. Nobody else could pass that 3-word test. It’s Vandals. Vandals, I tell you. We’re winning the war. Pause. End pause. More pause. It’s all over now. No more endless wars. I know more than the generals. I never met the women. Illegal tariffs. She’s lying. Everyone is lying. Fall asleep in public. I hardly knew Epstein. “Immediate, Complete, and Total OPENING OF THE
HORMUZ STRAIT, and an end to Iran’s nuclear threat.” Don’t release the files. Minnesota attacked America. Money laundering. Kristi Noem. Release the files, but not the ones that mention me. Abortion. Guns. Anti-weaponization fund. Convicted felon. January 6 was peaceful. Those people didn’t do anything wrong. Tate brothers and Barron Trump. Golf cheat. I won the election. Todd Blanche. Cyberattacks on municipal water systems. Cr. Lisa Cook. Casino bankruptcies. Third term. Cut science research. Abuse of power. Birthright citizenship. The judge was a liar. Trump Mortgage. The judge who ruled against me is a criminal. Slush fund. Kennedy Center. Convicted criminal. The underage girl is lying. Hamas agreed to all terms. Trust me. I never lie. NATO. Framework of a deal. Hamas deal off. Don’t get vaccinated. Get vaccinated. I got vaccinated, but you shouldn’t. Trump Water. Stormy Daniels. Trump Steaks. Mine was the biggest crowd in history. Fire and fury. Trump Network. We’ll help Ukraine. We won’t help Ukraine. Ukraine started the war. They don’t have the cards. MAGA. I’ll fix the pool for $1 million. Inside, secret information for sale, only $100,000 per month. I love Kim. Putin. Democrats are communists. Trump Vodka. We have a deal. Outline of a deal. Framework of a deal. Haitians are eating the cats. Drop bombs on their heads. I know more about grass than anyone. Nobody knows more about banks than I do. I could shoot someone on Fifth Ave. Mail-in ballots are crooked. GoTrump.com. I’ve done more for you than your own parents. I vote with mail-in ballots. No one knows more about taxes and income than I do. We’ll open the Strait. We closed the Strait. Smartest president in history. It was rigged. I made $2 billion from the Presidency. Healthiest president in history. I know more about tariffs than anyone. I know more about taxes than anyone. I know more about the military than anyone. I deserve millions of dollars because of January 6. I could grab ’em by their pussy. I just go up and kiss ’em. Trump Home. Hydroxychloroquine. Bleach. It’s not my fault. I’ll never start a war. This isn’t a war. We achieved all objectives. Fauci. We only will deport the worst of the worst. The Americans that I.C.E. killed were terrorists. I.C.E. were in fear for their lives. Nobody knows more about trade than I do. Trump Magazine.

It’s vandals. 

Vandals.

Vandals.

vandals . . .

vandals . . . 

Vanda . . .

He’s the President of the United States, and what has his attention?

Trump tries to settle Reflecting Pool dispute with newly released footage

 

Story by Swati Sakshi Mishra

I did it! Me! I ended the war! No one else could have done it! Hamas has agreed to complete disarmament. No, Israel’s bombing of Gaza wasn’t a factor. It was me! I did it.

There are just a few minor technical details to resolve
A senior Israeli official has said troops will not pull back from their current positions in Gaza without the “genuine disarmament” of Palestinian armed group Hamas in the territory. Hamas meanwhile said handing over its heavy weapons was contingent on Israel ending “all forms of aggression” and withdrawing its forces from Gaza. Israel has to leave Gaza forever and pay $1 trillion to Hamas every year for the next century. An Israeli official said Israel’s position remained that “there will be no withdrawal whatsoever of the IDF from the current Yellow Line unless Hamas undergoes a genuine disarmament”, referring to a military demarcation line agreed in the ceasefire. On Friday, Hamas issued a statement saying the first step towards an agreement would have to be a commitment by Israel “to stopping the killing and ending its attacks”. But within hours of Trump unveiling the deal, Gazan medical authorities said one Palestinian was killed, and several others had been wounded in at least two Israeli airstrikes and by gunfire in the enclave. Trump, who met Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in Washington on Tuesday, said Israel was “very happy” about the deal. “Israel helped us, and they’ve been very good,” he said. Israeli media also reported that the government maintains that the Israeli military will retain control of the “Yellow Line” – a unilaterally imposed boundary that effectively places up to 70 percent of the Gaza Strip under tight Israeli control – and that no withdrawal will take place until Hamas has fully disarmed. Also, Netanyahu and his family must volunteer to throw a big party for Hamas, where they will serve pork chops and bacon as appetizers. Also, every new Jewish male must have his circumcision reversed, without painkillers, to show contrition. Also, Congress must reverse the 2020 election, where I was cheated out of the presidency. And Israel must allow Hamas to use the “Wailing Wall” for posters honoring Allah and me. And the Justice Department must destroy all records of me on Epstein’s island. Israel must pay for my big, beautiful arch. After these few little details are taken care of . . .

IT’S A DONE DEAL! Next, my Nobel Peace Prize.

Forget about Iran

MAGA brains on display:

This week (July 2026), during a Senate hearing concerning COVID-19 and related issues, Anthony Fauci invoked the Fifth Amendment over 100 times. What did he have to hide? He must be guilty of something.

In his August 2022 deposition in the New York Attorney General’s civil fraud investigation, Donald Trump invoked the Fifth Amendment more than 400 times. He was simply using his Constitutional rights. He must be innocent of everything.