The clear message from our President

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I only started the war so MAGAs would forget Epstein, and now they (not me) are in deep sh*t. It’s not my fault. It’s all Israel’s fault. They knew I had no brains, so they told me I could win this thing in two days. No, wait. It’s all Hegseth’s fault. He should have planned for this. No, wait. It’s the Democrats’ fault for not giving Hegseth $200 billion for more lobsters.  No, wait, it’s all NATO’s fault for not opening the Strait even though we don’t need them. No, wait, it’s all Stephen Miller’s fault for not warning me. No, wait. It’s all Biden’s fault because of his kid’s laptop. No, wait. I have a secret plan to kill all the Iranian men, women and children. We have plenty of oil, so prices won’t go up. No, wait, we eliminated Iran’s nuclear ability last year, but now this year, they were just about to get the bomb. No, wait. I never touched that 14-year-old girl. No, wait. There is no inflation, and the economy is doing great, the greatest ever. No, wait. I inherited a terrible economy. No wait. We’re winning … somewhere. Hey, they believe me …in Wyoming. 

Published by Rodger Malcolm Mitchell

MBA Northwestern, business turnaround expert, economist

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  1. Key takeaways‘

    Not going to end well’: Trump goes off in unhinged rant, makes threat to cover his tracks — but the internet zooms in on one detail he can’t run from

    • Energy Tensions: Trump claims the U.S. had “nothing to do” with Israel’s strike on Iran’s South Pars gas field, though reports suggest the attack was coordinated with U.S. approval, escalating regional energy risks.
    • Escalation Threats: Trump warns that if Iran attacks Qatar again, the U.S. could “massively blow up” Iran’s gas facilities, while insisting he hopes it doesn’t come to that.
    • Public Backlash: Critics highlight contradictions in Trump’s narrative, noting the administration may be trying to distance itself from an escalation it quietly endorsed, sparking widespread online debate.

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  2. A petition supporting a challenge to President Donald Trump’s efforts to end birthright citizenship is nearing a target of 200,000 signatures.

    The Supreme Court will hear oral arguments in the case, Trump v. Barbara, on April 1.

    Trump’s birthright citizenship order, signed on the first day of his second term, declared that children born to parents who are in the United States illegally or temporarily are not American citizens. 

    The restrictions have not taken effect anywhere in the country after lower courts struck down the order as unconstitutional, or likely so, even after the Supreme Court limited judges’ use of nationwide injunctions in a ruling last year. The High Court agreed to consider the constitutionality of Trump’s order in December.

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