How to Make Putin Happy

I told you! I told you getting Trump elected would destroy America. Biden was old, but clever. Trump is old and a fool. He’s not just a crook, but he’s deported thousands of good, tax-paying workers. He’s divided the U.S. with hate speech. After promising not to, he started a war he doesn’t know how to finish; he hired a bunch of dunces to advise him; he gave Ukraine as little help as he could, and just about has ended NATO. He even fired all of their best generals. I couldn’t have done more if they had elected me POTUS. Woops! I just heard an American fighter jet was shot down. Now all we need is for him to be stupid enough to cut healthcare for the American people and start building monuments to himself. Oh, wait. He did WHAT . . . ? 

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