It’s all Biden’s fault, but, uh, no, actually, it’s the fault of the immigrants who were paying taxes and not committing any crimes, but I deported them, but, uh, no, actually this is the greatest war in history, but, uh, no, I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize for cancelling the deal we had with Iran, and then bombing their facilities last year, which ended their nuclear power, but, uh, no, actually they were five minutes away from creating the bomb, so I stopped them, but, uh, no, this will make you forget my close pal Epstein, whom I hardly knew, but, uh no, the American soldiers are suckers for joining the army and dying, but, uh, no, Hillary and Bill Clinton are the real problem, but, uh, no, all the judges who rule against me are crooked, but, uh, no, Donald Trump, Jr., did not make a fortune by betting on the exact day we started to bomb Iran (how did he know?), but, uh, no, all those women are lying about me, but, uh, no, I deserve a 3rd term in office for keeping us out of war, but, uh, no, ICE is not kidnapping and killing American citizens and others who are legally here, but, uh, no, the Supreme Court was great to give me dictator powers, but, uh, no they are crooked for not giving me even more dictator powers, but, uh, no, tariffs don’t cost you anything because China will pay (or Canada, Mexico, Europe, Greenland), but, uh, no, the economy is the greatest in history except for inflation and employers can’t find the people I deported, but, uh, no we should not teach our kids that we had slavery, but, uh, no, I did not have sex with a porn star, cheat on all three of my wives, attack numerous women, and rape a 14 year old girl who says I did, but, uh, no, I never said I would replace Obamacare or cut your Social Security, but, uh, no, I never said I would end the Russia war on my first day in office, but,uh, no, I never pardoned the Proud Boys, Oath keepers and other traitors who tried to overthrow the government, but, uh, no I never blamed Ukraine or cut back on weapons shipments to them, but, uh, no, though I have been vaccinated I did not hire a screwy guy with no medical training who wants your kids to suffer from measles and other bad diseases, but, uh, no I did not cut medical research at some of America’s greatest research facilities just because (I can’t remember why) and did I mention that it’s all Biden’s fault? Or no, Obama’s? Or no, wait, Pelosi’s? Would I ever lie to you?
#Monetary Sovereignty - Mitchell 