“Yes, I sent your parents to Alligator Auschwitz, without a trial, but I don’t need a trial. I already know who is guilty of crimes.
“And yes, I cancelled the financing of school lunches, but we can’t afford you. You’re brown. We don’t have enough for ourselves. If you were white or could pay $5 million for a gold card, I’d let you stay. As everyone knows, rich, white people are not criminals.
“And do not ask me about Epstein. The men in my group would have acted the same way I did, and the women are OK with being groped because I’m a star.”
They keep crying, ” Please, Mr. President. We need our parents. We need food. Why are you so mean to us?’ You bleeding heart libs call it cruel, but that’s the whole point. My MAGAs enjoy cruelty. Without cruelty, lies, hatred and bigotry, I would have nothing to offer my base. It’s all they really ask for. Destroy families; destroy lives. They love it.“Stop whining. Yes, very few of you are criminals, and yes, you’re valuable to America. But I don’t care. After you spend a few months in Alligator Auschwitz, we’ll send you someplace even worse. That’s how I get votes.“Let’s see: Blazing heat and humidity? Check. Sunburn? Check. Mosquitos? Check. Disease? Check. Starvation? Check. Separation from your wives and children? Check. Deportation to even more horrifying conditions? Check. And you haven’t been convicted of a crime? Check. Sure, I know what the Constitution says about cruel and unusual punishment and habeas corpus, but don’t expect the Roberts court to protect you. I own them. They have already made me the Führer.”“My MAGAs won’t like these numbers. I promised the MAGAs better numbers. So, you’re fired. The next guy better get me good numbers. I don’t care how he gets them, but they better be good, or he’ll be fired, too. I will even lend him my Sharpie so he can make good numbers.“YES, THIS IS A FAKE PHOTO to get your attention. Just because I was a close friend of Jeffrey Epstein, it doesn’t mean I did what my pal, Jeff, did. I’m a married man, and I’m well known for my fidelity to my three wives. Do not believe the claims made by Stormy Daniels, Karen McDougal, Jessica Leeds, Rachel Crooks, Karena Virginia, Jill Harth, Bridget Sullivan, Tasha Dixon, Mindy McGillivray, Jessica Drake, Ninni Laaksonen, Summer Zervos, E. Jean Carroll and a “Jane Doe” who claimed I raped her at age 13 in Epstein’S parties. I never met those women. I promised to release all the files, but you really didn’t believe I’d keep that promise, did you? ““Every day, I flip-flop on tariffs – up, down, sideways, 20 days, 40 days. They say that no one will invest in new production or research, or employ more workers, because it all might change tomorrow. But I’ll blame it on Biden and Obama. Oops, another 90-day extension on China. Everyone says I’m a TACO. Between you and me, I have no idea what I am doing, but I pretend it’s a deep plan. Did I tell you my “take” rules? Always take the credit. Always take the money. Always take the airplane gifts. If they ask a hard question, always take offense. Always take the 5th. But never take the blame.” “Soldiers are suckers who gave their lives for their country. I dodged the draft — heel spurs — but I know more than generals. I’ll invade DC by claiming that ‘Our capital city has been overtaken by violent gangs and bloodthirsty criminals, roving mobs of wild youth, drugged-out maniacs, and homeless people.’ It’s a lie, but that never matters. Lots of blacks and browns there, so MAGAs will believe me. I’ll ship the homeless out. Let someone else worry about them. Maybe Alligator Auschwitz has some room. DeSantis will do anything I say. Do you like the uniform? I designed it. Gave myself some medals. Melania designed the throne.“Was he vaccinated, Bob?” “No, Mr. President, he took hydroxychloroquine.” “Too bad, Bob, we could have blamed the vaccine.” “I’ll do it anyway, Mr. President.” “I’m confused, Bob.” “Me too, Mr. President.”“Bob, can we just blame Biden and Obama, as usual? Let’s talk about the fake insurrection.I pardoned them all. It was just a normal visitors’ day. These patriots should not have been punished.Trump: “. . . violent gangs and bloodthirsty criminals, roving mobs of wild youth, drugged-out maniacs and homeless people . . . ” — I pardoned them all.
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